The Coalition Government has changed its mind yet again concerning the type of aircraft to be based on board the new aircraft carriers being built in Portsmouth and Scotland scheduled for delivery in 2074.
On Tuesday it was announced that the ruling Conservative elite and their suppository side kick buddies had reverted back to the vertical takeoff and landing variant of the Typhoon rather than the conventional have a good run at it type.
Now, Friday, Stephen Dalton, Chief Air Biscuit in the RAF has announced another policy change whereby Britain is going to equip said aircraft carriers with eleven Sopwith Camels instead as everyone in the world knows we fly old outdated shit so going one further and settling for a matchwood and fabric variant is plain good budgeting.
How long is this crappy incompetent government going to carry on moaning about the Euro (which we don’t use you stuffed elitist turds), Greece (now a neo Nazi state (that’ll encourage more money from the Germans)) and how the economy is sluggish due to other people in other countries doing other things and it’s all so bad and not really our fault?
Yes it is – devalue the pound now and in one swoop British companies get richer, exports get cheaper, more people want to buy British because they're still in austerity, more people get jobs in the companies making the goods we're exporting to the foreigners in austerity, Britain becomes a cheap holiday destination (even shit holes like Portsmouth), people flood in spending foreign money, we start building bridges and docks and civil skyscrapers – job done – back on track and the French and Germans can go and shove their heads up each others arses.
Or, we could carry on crying into our foreign beer about Greece (who gives a shit?), we can live through another two years of crap, shite austere times and then find yet again that we’re no better off.
Take note of Greece Conservatives – too much austerity leads to xenophobia.
Credit must be paid to Charlotte Haitham Taylor and the Conservatives for their thin, skinny victory (like their waste sacks) in Shinfield South on Thursday in the recent local elections which was more of a rolling stone than a landslide result.
The results were:
83% of residents did not vote Conservative
91% of residents did not vote Green
97% of residents did not vote Liberal Democrat
Essentially, 71% of residents find our current national politicians and local councillors unfit for purpose – you’re crap, and you know you are!
Cllr David Lee said “There have been problems with the new (waste) scheme, I accept that. I accept we could have done certain things better. I would also accept on the officers’ behalf they could have done things better and Veolia [waste contractor] could have done things better.”
Doing his best is one of the most important things for the Cub Scout to learn. Boys often become so interested in winning that they fail to see the importance of doing the best they can at everything. One boy's best might be quite different from another boy's best. Cub Scouting teaches boys that no one can find fault with them if they always do their best.
Councillor David Lee was for many years a Scout Leader before retiring a few years ago.
http://www.getwokingham.co.uk/news/s/2112842_recycling_plan_scrapped_by_council
FOR SALE
5.2 million waste sacks – phone Pete on 0118 974 6000
Steve
Sorry for the delay in replying to your email but the Council has been overwhelmed with phone call and emails on this matter. They will be producing an appropriate reply once they have sorted all the facts. In the meantime we have agreed that there will be a review of the collection services in the next few weeks and until then our contractors have been told to accept refuse in any form of plastic bag. I hope this helps.
Regards
Barrie Patman
http://www.3milex.info/?p=690
The Conservatives in Wokingham have become cocky and complacent. Whether you look locally or nationally the Tories are predominantly rich, posh and self obsessed, caring, predominantly for the rich, posh and self obsessed. In summary – they couldn’t give a shit about what you think, want or need.
Peter Baveystock, Mark Moon and Gary Cowan epitomise the worst in Tory self obsession and as was the case with German concentration camp guards, they happily roll out the excuse “I was just following orders” when criticised over the recent stupid, badly thought out, illegal and stealth taxing waste sack scam.
The waste sack stealth tax scam operated by the controversial and allegedly anti Palestinian non British company Veolia is far more important to us in Wokingham than simply increasing recycling rates (which it won’t). Like the loss of public toilets in Wokingham, it demonstrates the Conservatives total disrespect for the concerns of the people of Wokingham.
Charlotte Haitham Taylor comes from impeccable stock with a Willoughby family tree that any true Englishman would be proud of but she’s so far removed from the common man that she chose to mention the enhancement of facilities at Shinfield Tennis Club as her claim to re-election in her pre May flyer.
In May, vote for anybody except a Conservative.
If you see a fly tipped Wokingham Borough Council stealth sack, please email me a photograph and I’ll post it here as I have with the Silong’s rubbish photographed by Chris from Woodley.
WBC joins forces with the fly tippers.
Britain’s politicians, county councils and management in general specialise in their ability when failing dismally to find somebody other than those responsible to blame.
If you telephone Wokingham Borough Council’s helpline you get a message owning up to a massive overload in traffic due to their new shitty waste sack stealth tax scam.
The over-ruling Conservatives response to the complaints is that the majority of people understand the new waste strategy and the need to recycle more to be good citizens, intimating that those unhappy with the new sacks are stupid, selfish and common.
Labour’s ‘don’t address the message, attack the messenger’ policy has been lapped up by the Conservatives in Wokingham who are certainly not value for money and are definitely not on our side however they can be again once we’ve bloodied their noses in the only way they understand – by voting out the local not fit for purpose incumbent Tory Charlotte Haitham Taylor.
Cllr Haitham-Taylor said: “I don’t actually live that close to Wokingham....”
http://www.getwokingham.co.uk/news/s/2097706_councillors_get_540000_in_allowances
If ever the World needed absolute confirmation that Britain is a laughing stock when it comes to the law, the over ruling Conservatives have demonstrated yet again that when considering the extradition of British patriots to America on unsubstantiated, jumped up charges they do nothing to protect us but when it comes to a terror spouting Islamic fundamentalist supported by a legal team with a greater understanding than ‘extradition for dummies’ we fail every time.
Now, Abu Qatada's team have come up with evidence that Abu is a Union member, petroleum tanker driving, pasty eating person with more rights than a gypsy on benefits and we’re going to be stuck with him for another ten years.
Get rid – put him on a plane to anywhere and ask for forgiveness later – I’m embarrassed to be British over this and only when a bomb goes off which has been orchestrated by Abu Qatada will the Government say “mistakes have been made, we really need to have a look at this” before finding a scapegoat in typical British fashion and then pensioning them off on £200k a year for the rest of their lives.
The local elections in May are our first real opportunity to topple a Tory.
In Shinfield South the incumbent Haitham Taylor is the target – vote anything other than Conservative in May and get the message over – you’ve lost touch with the people, you’re elitist knobs, you’re crap – and you know you are.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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