WHAT DROUGHT?
Sorting this drought rubbish is easy.
All we need is for Dave to give Pres’ Obama a bell and get him to loan us two Nimitz class aircraft carriers – park them off the coast – one in Southampton and one at the council tax funded port of Liverpool and then desalinate 400,000 gallons of seawater a day each.
Hey presto – we get to use the hose again. I’d have made a good politician if I didn’t have morals.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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3 comments:
Hi Gid,
did you read the story in the People, about Newbury's Richard Benyon MP, who just happens to be the water minister and leave hosepipes gushing across the grounds of his £125m gardens?
http://www.people.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2012/04/08/millionaire-tory-minister-responsible-for-the-water-ban-faces-embarrassment-after-the-people-discover-hosepipe-on-his-grounds-102039-23817573/
DOESN'T HE HAVE A WELL?
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