WOKINGHAM TORIES
Like a putrid fungus monster the Tories have spread their way into nooks and crannies, under toilet seats, behind fridges and down plugholes – use your cleansing vote in May and wipe out this contamination before they tax you further.
If, like most people you have removed the brown paper from your stealth tax sacks only to find that it’s ripped the first bag – the shower below are individually and collectively responsible – vote them out in May – this many Tories in one Council makes democracy unlikely – think of that every time you look at a sack of rubbish.
Michael Firmager, Alistair Corrie, Gary Cowan, Lee Gordon-Walker, Matthew Deegan, Mike Gore, Annette Drake, Kate Haines, Mike Haines, Philip Houldsworth, John Halsall, Norman Jorgensen, Pauline, Helliar-Symons, Pauline Jorgensen, Emma Hobbs, John Kaiser, Dianne King, Ken Miall, David Lee, Philip Mirfin, Stuart Munro, Abdul Loyes, Barrie Patman, Julian McGhee-Sumner, Bob Pitts, Anthony Pollock, Chris Singleton, David Sleight, Angus Ross, Rob Stanton, Liz Siggery, Paul Swaddle, Simon Weeks, Bob Wyatt, Shahid Younis.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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